i keep wondering if there were any jaeger pilots who, after a successful kaiju killing, just couldn’t wait a second to have a little victory dance. and thousands of confused citizens look out to sea and see a jaeger pelvic thrusting into the sunset.
some classic éponine thénardier moments:
- starts spontaneously singing in the middle of a house robbery
- supposed to be doing a sneaky lookout but instead checks her hair
- does gardening so as to fulfil her sneaky ulterior motives (mr mabeuf was pleased)
- writes ‘please leave your house’ as threatening graffiti (it totally worked)
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"
"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."